Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Why I'm jealous of....

1. She's always put together so nicely, and when I say that I mean it. She's always dressed nice, hairs done.. and she rocks a mean 80's look
2. She's crafty and creative, she's the one who helped create my masterpiece:
even if the Today Show didn't think so, jerks (I swear I'm not bitter)
3. She's a nice girl, atleast to my face.. But really she's nice.
4. She's fun and HILARIOUS
5. She's a mastermind behind some gooood pranks
6. She has a nice body (and NOT in a lesbian kind of way, pervs)
7. She streaks on Mondays
8. She's got a coned dog, who LOVES to snuggle.
9. She doesn't have to show up to work everyday
10. She gets to play floor hockey 3 days a week, and for that I'm the most jealous.

I've vowed to be like Erin when I grow up.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like Erin. But I want you to stay you. Because I like you as well.

Misty said...

I'm jealous too! Let's get her! That garage door opener will come in VERY handy!

Sarah said...

What's with "anonymous" comments, I want to know who you are......

Misty, I'm in.

The Hoskins said...

I can read this, Misty! Sarah doesn't want to be me, she is simply "seeking after these things."

Streaking - virtuous
Put together - lovely
Playing hockey - of good report
Cone dog - praiseworthy

See, you're already all these things anyway!

Pam C. said...

Yeah, and she has the cutest girl in Mary's kindergarten class, who also had the cutest Valentines. I don't mind that she shows me up, but I wish her daughter was a year older or younger. (Just kidding.)

Sarah said...

It's true, I do seek after these things.. and I must add cute kids to my list... I WILL HAVE CUTE KIDS!

The Holyoaks said...

My kids are cute.

Sarah said...

Your kids are cute. SUPER CUTE in fact.